Unprecedented Endorsement!!!!
The Duck Egg Laying Union #309 in upstate NY has come out 100% behind the slate of Deb Eldredge, DVM, Liz Palika and Susan McCullough for the upcoming DWAA elections. Union Chief Mako had this to say, "Well, we know where our food comes from. Plus who fills our kiddie wading pools outside in nice weather - twice a day, sometimes even three times a day! Add in clean shavings, fresh hay and a dry stall in a nice barn at night and in cold weather - just can't beat the perks!" His secretary, the lovely Snow White chimed in, "Let's face it, I would have been in a pot years ago if it wasn't for Deb! And while that hairy guy Hokey isn't much to look at and is a bit bossy, he has never hurt one of my girls."
This represents the first time ever that this union has taken political sides. History in the making!
There you have it - unedited and from a live interview with this reporter
(For those wondering about Hokey - he is a wonderful Belgian Tervuren who has multiple sheep and duck herding titles. He is the primary Eldredge farm dog. )
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